Dominatrix Mizz Barbie Bitch enters Toronto mayoral race

No, not that really hideous looking one you always see on the news.

This chick:

Toronto’s mayoral race is about to get a dose of discipline.

Dominatrix Mizz Barbie Bitch aka Carlie Ritch registered to run for mayor on Thursday and promised to whip the city into shape.

“I’m just the same as you, I’m just the same as them however unfortunately they seem to have forgotten that and they’ve run amuck on so many things,” Ritch told reporters at City Hall after filing her nomination papers. (…)

Standing in front of the mayor’s office with two riding crops, Ritch said she would redecorate the office, if elected, but wouldn’t spank the incumbent over his crack-smoking behaviour.

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