Egyptian man arrests swan on suspicion of spying

Muslim or crazy? The Telegraph won’t let me read for free right now, the tightfisted limey bastards. Somebody tell me, was it a Mossad swan? *If you are using Google Chrome just right click and open the link in an incognito window to read the article if you have exceeded the monthly limit of free articles.

                                                                Do they look Jewish?
h/t maz2 at SDA