BC Government Closes Park To Save It From Ruin By Smelly Parasite Hippies

PORT MCNEILL, B.C. – Hundreds of campers Smelly Parasite Hippies who had planned to live off the land for a month in a northern Vancouver Island provincial park are being forced to go elsewhere.

The B.C. government shut down Raft Cove Provincial Park, about 130 kilometres west of Port McNeill.