Feeding Shirts to the Homeless

“Only last week, I railed against the masses’ naïve and patronizing compulsion to embrace dubious lower-class “heroes” such as Cleveland’s Charles Ramsey.

Now another one of these instant Internet saviors is sporting a busted halo.

Remember “Kai,” the hatchet-wielding, couch-surfing hippie hobo who supposedly busted up a semi-hate crime in Fresno? Dude went on Jimmy Kimmel and everything.”