Your Daily Mail eyeroll of the hour

I can’t decide which is worse: that this idiot woman, apparently a lawyer, thinks it’s normal to say in public “I cannot stand Jewish people” – not the political incorrectness of it, but that she lives in a culture where that particular political incorrectness strikes her as acceptable; you know she would never have said “I cannot stand black people” – or that she “was subject of a three-and-a-half year investigation in front of two legal tribunals”.

Either way, I say we compromise and nuke Britain. Think of it as the Liverpool Pathway approach to a hopelessly f-ed up embarrassment of a formerly great nation.