Now here’s an opportunity for serious mayhem: From the Globe – If you were writing Canada’s citizenship guide, what would it include?

What would you put in Canada’s citizenship guide?

A revamped Welcome to Canada guide, given to newcomers to help them navigate life in a new country, was released Tuesday. The revised guide informs immigrants on a wide range of issues – everything from the illegality of polygamy and forced marriages to advice on how to drive on snowy roads

I submitted: “Stoning, beheading, child marriages, forced marriages, the death sentence for apostasy, the death sentence for blasphemy, are frowned upon unless cleared by your local Human Rights Commission.”