Ottawa: Making The World Safe From Exploding Sausages!

OTTAWA – Never mind sticking a fork in it: the Conservative government is spending more than $800,000 to prevent a grilling horror – exploding sausages.

Though reports of Canadian backyard chefs being rushed to emergency rooms because of fireball bratwursts are rare (or non-existent), tax dollars are being spent to make cooking a fat-splattering link safer.

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