That’s A Corker! Gay Rectum Forker Escapes Jail Time

No jail for forking ‘cheating’ lover in the rectum

WINNIPEG — A young Manitoba man who flew into a rage and jammed a fork into the rectum of his sleeping lover after catching him with his pants down in a bed full of other people won’t see any jail time.

Instead, the 24-year-old has been granted a suspended sentence and will serve 18 months of supervised probation after pleading guilty to assault with a weapon, uttering threats and a handful of bail breaches.