What is it with men and the song “American Pie”?

“I was going to call this “Glenn Beck transforms into every American girl’s Date From Hell” but I’ll bet you there have to be some Buddy Holly fans across the pond who have tortured their female partners at least once with a five-hour disquisition on the “meaning behind” this overrated song.

I always enjoyed the song, though I did not, repeat, did not ever analyse it to death;)