How Many Female Pandas Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

I come bearing great tidings to the women of the world: You no longer have any problems.

Genital mutilation has been wiped out, rape is a thing of the past, and the price of chocolate has dropped to record lows.

That’s the only conclusion I can reach when confronted with the feminist crisis de la semaine: The inclusion of a panda in the BBC’s annual list of female “Faces of the Year.”