Karzai Issues Last Warning to NATO: “Stop Supporting My Corrupt, Illegitimate, 7th Century, Narco-State, and I mean it this time!”

In response to an unforunate air strike which left 14 civilians dead Hamad Karzai has issued his last warning to NATO forces.

Karzai: “I mean it this time. Stop propping up my corruption riddled, bacha bazi boy loving, drug dealing, woman enslaving, vote rigging, mohammedcidal 7th century backwater of a country and leave us to rot in our own juices“.

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