Jimmy Carter volunteers for live burial at sea – Endorses Osama Bin Laden Fan Club

Electoral Mistake Jimmy Carter, infamous as the only president to have donated his brain to science prior to death, is calling for the world to join him in dementia and support the Fatah-Hamas unity deal.

Carter whose short term memory is now shorter than that of a Gold fish seems charmingly unaware that both Hamas and Fatah have publicly mourned Islam’s latest contribution to ocean ecology, Osama Bin Laden.