Top Ten Services at Whorehouse Jack’s Velvet Touch “Community Clinic”…

Top Ten Services at Whorehouse Jack’s Velvet Touch “Community Clinic”…

Number 10 – No Towels!

Number 9 – Seniors Night: Tuesday

Number 8 – Twenty minutes and you’re on your bike!

Number 7 – Kleenex Always No Charge!

Number 6 – Every Night Is NDP Night!

Number 5 – Green Light Always On!

Number 4 – I may be 5’10” but I’m a girl, really

Number 3 – We pull to the left!

Number 2 – Electoral Poll Dancing!

Number 1 – Lose that election, so sorry, erection, it’s a Chinese thing

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