Young Imam Season 2: Who will win the corpse washing competition?

“The prime-time show features contestants in sharp-looking black suits who are judged on a variety of tasks including reciting Koranic verses, washing corpses, slaughtering sheep according to Muslim rules and counselling promiscuous young Muslim couples.”

I am not making this up.

Now with video! This segment contains a nice instructional on beating your kids! H/T to EyeCrazy!