The Watermelons will puke

“The watermelons will be livid because, while they never really thought CO2 was much of a problem, they recognized a convenient stick with which to beat the First World. Now, perhaps, that stick will be turned into an endless supply of hydrocarbons suitable for powering SUVs the size of tanks. “

Why is Humanity Always the Fall Guy?

Call me dim-witted, but if algae blooms were killing off fish 50 million years ago, with no help from humans (remember, the Egyptian Pharoahs entered the picture approximately five thousand years ago), why is humanity now always the fall guy?

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