Spell Missusiffy

“After a lifetime in the Hospitality Industry some things are second nature. In this staged photo op: The Missus Iffy has long straggly and greasy hair. Mr Iffy [that’s Iffy, not Stiffy, though he’s usually quite stiff looking] has greasy looking hair, coupled with a look of discomfort for being with the needy.

My place would have gotten at least a couple of health citations for such flagrant disregard for the local health laws.”