Fearless predictions of life under the new regime…

1) PM Dion will state that God clearly endorses the Green Shaft

2) Meet your Minister of The Secret Police – Olivia Chowcescu

3) Michael Ignatieff will be appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs

4) Bob Rae will be appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs

5) Jack Layton appointed Prime Minister to the Taliban

6) Lard Sandwiches – ask your Grandparents

7) Real Estate Boom – Aspire to be the Trump of Shanty Town

8) Sudden familiarity with freight train schedules

9) It’s true, Civil Servants are laughing… At You

10) The CHRC’s new motto: “Vengeance is mine”

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