Sorry seems to be the fakest word:

Scaramouche comments on Bernie Farber who commented further on Lesley Hughes the Batshit Crazy 9/11 Troofer.

My favourite instance of a forced, fake statement is the one made by Sigmund Freud, the condition of his release by the Nazis. In a brazen display of cheek that went right over his captors’ heads, Freud said: “I can most highly recommend the Gestapo to everyone.”

The rest.