NDP Candidate advises drinking of Reindeer Piss as a safer means…

…of enjoying his suggested ingestion of hallucinogenic mushrooms as a replacement of our currently practiced Christmas Traditions and a return to a more desirable pagan past.

“Instead of perpetuating outdated and confusing holiday myths, it might be more fulfilling to return to the original source of these seasonal celebrations. How about getting back to basics and enjoying some magical mushrooms with your loved ones this solstice? What better gift can a family share than a little piece of love and enlightenment?” Dana Larsen

Here’s Dana Larsen, Pot Head & NDP Candidate for the riding of “West Vancouver – Sunshine Coast” meeting with NDP Leader Jack Layton, seen concealing what is likely his own “Sealskin of Reindeer Piss”.