Ontario Human Rights Commission, I never thought I’d see the day when I was afraid to walk through the streets of an Ontario city. But the environment of Little Portugal was truly frightening. Although I was in what was supposedly the free and proud nation of Canada, there were Portuguese flags everywhere, and these supposed Canadians met my smiles with stoney glares. And then my feelings were seriously hurt when out of nowhere a child shouted “GERMANY SUCKS.”
Since then I have thought of little else, and I believe I deserve compensation of at least $10,000 for these words of hatred. As I didn’t see the child, I am naming the Portuguese Business Association as the Respondent in my suit.
Hurt feelings. They specialize in that. Seraphic can expect a healthy payout on this!