The Free Speech War – set to song – Thanks Pete Vere

Courtesy Pete Vere:

Bob Nicholson, where are you?
Sung to the tune of Car 54 Where Are You?

There’s a hold up on the coast,
The Steyn’s stripp’d of his speech rights
That we’re demographic toast
Upset multi-cult elites
Now accused of speech most vile
Stalinesque, show trial?
Bob Nicholson, where are you?

(Thanks to Dave on Ezra Levant’s blog for the creative inspiration.)****

The Bloggers’ Hymn
Sung to the tune of The Marine Corps Hymn

From the halls of Shirlene’s office
To the shores of west B.C.
We fight our free speech battles
On the net, from sea to sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And preserve democracy;
We are proud to claim the title
of Free Speech Blog Army.

Here’s health to Steyn and to Levant
With whom we proudly fight
In many a strife we’ve found new life
For freedom is our right;
Though the Tory Robby Nich’lson
Emulates the CBC;
They still find the country guarded
By the Free Speech Blog Army.

(Inspired by my co-author Kathy Shaidle)