Ahmadinejad is Coffin Joe! This explains everything!
“Coffin Joe, the undertaker of a small village who terrorizes the citizens with his self centered, violent behavior. Just for kicks he ties up a woman and lets spiders crawl over her, he voraciously eats meat on Good Friday, and he regularly picks fights at local bars and cuts off his competitors’ fingers with a broken bottle during a game of poker. The goal of Coffin Joe’s unholy search is the perfect woman who can bear his son…..”
Oh yea that’s him alright…..