‘Dog’ can’t be on your menu


A US fast food chain opening branches in Malaysia has been told it cannot use the word ‘dog’ on menus because it will offend the country’s Muslim population.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Shut up and make my shirts you greasy Muslim child slave. That loom isn’t going to operate itself.

  • When hotdogs are illegal only outlaws will have hotdogs.

  • Dana Garcia

    The existence of dogs on the planet is distasteful to allahbots — isn’t that all you need to know about them?

    • Editor

      And the mental leap into the realm of abstract thinking, where hotdog is just a name, and the sausage really has nothing to do with dogs, is too much for them to accept. Just seeing the word on the menu offends them. I feel this rejection of western cultural enrichment is narrow-minded and bigoted. What are they, Westernophobes??

      • tom_billesley

        Do they have a similar problem with Hamburgers?

        • Editor

          Give it time. We’ll soon all be eating Halalburgers. Because a fraction of a percent of the population, mostly made up of supremacist whiny bitches, will demand it.

        • Barrington Minge

          But what about Mo-Ham-burgers?

      • Dana Garcia

        Abstract thinking requires intelligence, another lack among allah’s little helpers.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …I guess it would just cause consumer confusion with their other delicious items of Malay quisine prepared from REAL dogmeat…

  • Blind Druid

    Their sausages probably are dogmeat, after all, they can’t be pork now can they?

  • Barrington Minge

    Oh think the mooslim population are offensive enough without any help.