How NOT to rob a smoke shop in Texas

  • BillyHW

    In other crime news, Apple plans to clog up court systems with even more black youth:

    • disqusW6sf

      Jeepers murphy why don’t they just donate everything to the Salvation Army.

  • Dana Garcia

    Not to be critical or anything, but more time at the range wouldn’t hurt.

    • Middle Englander

      That’s an understatement if ever I heard one! Neither of them appears capable of hitting a barn door even with their noses pressed up against it.

      • Dana Garcia

        Didn’t Shakespeare say that “understatement is the soul of wit” — or something like that??

  • simus1

    “Ah thank we all should chep en ‘n git thet boiah wun off dem thar layzeer pistol saiten’ thangs fo’ hes birthday.”

    Guess the robber don’t smoke just robs.
    Bullet shatters door glass – perfect timing. If it went thru the perp as well, bet that cleaned out his colon.

  • pdxnag

    Don’t drop that lit cigarette, that would be a crime.

    • Slickfoot The Deplorable

      Thought that indicated cool unflappability… as a former smoker, I will tell you, it had to get really damned serious before I dropped my smoke.

  • Minicapt

    Remember, tobacco kills.