What Globalization is all about: Underpaid, illegal migrants caught working Tuscan estate owned by Sting

Pompous ass rock star Sting, whose new album is inspired by Europe’s migration crisis, has unwittingly had underpaid, illegal asylum seekers working on his estate in Tuscany’s “Chiantishire”, an investigation has revealed.

Set amid the wooded hills and neatly-ordered vineyards of the Chianti region, the estate produces award-winning wine, virgin olive oil and pots of honey.

The allegations came to light as part of a wide-ranging investigation by Italian police and prosecutors into the use of refugees and asylum seekers from Africa and Asia on estates in Tuscany.

“Unwittingly” – Sure Sting sure…

At the end of the day this is really what globalization is all about.

  • Exploiting slave labour is alright when some people do it.

    Make no mistake – that is what amnesty is about, too.

  • xavier

    The employers are so picky that they always hire the illegal, the crooked or fake to work

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      It’s almost as if the game is rigged, the results are that reliable!

      • xavier

        Of course it is. We deplorables are so embarrassing with our honesty and good faith. Geez those qualities are for suckers

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Daylight come and me wanna go home.
        Ee yo ee yo ee yay yo.

    • They are reliable that way.

      • xavier

        And then we die

    • They are reliable that way.

  • A bit OT, but Trump is going to lose if he doesn’t change tack. And he has to do it right now. They’ve found his Achilles’ heel and if he wins at this point it will be a fluke. Even if he wins by fluke or “miracle”, he will be ineffective in the White House unless he fixes the problem.

    • I think you are correct, expect a course change son.

      • xavier

        They’re going to use his poor impulse control with ladies agaisnt him. Geez and Bubba and the Moslem men are left alone. Yeah journslist really care about the facts to a story

      • Okay, thanks Paw. (although I think you meant “soon”)