Muslim airport bomb plot suspect Jaber Albakr, 22, takes his own life as German police find him ‘hanged in his cell’


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An ISIS migrant who planned a bomb attack at an airport in Germany has taken his own life while in police custody.

Jaber Albakr, 22, was found hanged in his cell, according to German media reports.

He was detained on Sunday in Leipzig in eastern Germany after three days on the run following a tip-off that he may have been looking for associates in the city.

h/t TB

  • canminuteman

    That’s suspicous. Don’t guards normally remove anything that inmates could use to harm themsleves with?

    • mobuyus

      Not in Germany anymore. They are way too liberal. The guards probably even tried felating him to bring their vibrant guest back to life so as he could face his full probation.

  • Dana Garcia

    Did he expect the full mohammed serving of virgins with jailbird self-elimination?

    • bob e

      Q.. where do they get the virgins from since
      women don’t go to paradise ??

      • Dana Garcia

        The sex units of paradise are only female-ish — not real women — at least that’s my surmise and I’m sticking to it.

  • glasnost

    Perhaps while in jail he discovered homosexual tendencies and felt he had no other option.

  • xavier

    Or the last act of désinformation. He’ll cause the spy services to worry what secrets he kept by his death

  • mobuyus

    Realizing that islam was a just a bunch of hooey and he’d been hoodwinked by it, must have driven him to this. The realization of reality is a product of ones absence from it.

  • Clink9

    I know I’m like the tenant that never has the rent money on this but I really, really just ran out of shits to give!

    Please forgive me and I’ll have some next month.

    • andycanuck

      My shits for this guy are in the mail!

  • Spatchcocked

    No doubt a negligence charge will be genuinely prosecuted against his jailers.

  • Maggat

    Two sides:

    If he goes to paradise and gets his 72 virgin goats, bad.

    If he does not get his trip to paradise and no virgins, good.
    Either way we win.

  • truthdareisay

    Now why couldn’t he have done that some years back?

  • Minicapt
  • Oh, well…

  • bob e

    ‘the strange case of Dr Alah Ackbar & Mr Mohammed ..’

  • Barrington Minge