CASABLANCA, Claude Rains, Paul Henreid, Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, 1942.

Jonah Goldberg Goes to the Movies

I was too cowardly to join my anarchist comrades in their Reagan/Mulroney-era civil disobedience exploits, which sometimes involved throwing blood (real or—mostly—otherwise) onto some enemy’s edifice.

Instead, I fantasized about hurling paint all over Ted Turner’s Atlanta offices as a protest of my own.