One Liners Trump Can Sling At Hillary During Tonight’s Debate…

In Example… If Clinton mentions “The Trump Tapes” Trump should respond “What difference, at this point, does it make?”

Comments are Open…

  • “I apologized and what I said wasn’t illegal – unlike rape and treason.”

  • Spatchcocked

    “A vast left wing conspiracy”….. if it can be used.

    Also…..” I feel your pain” but again it has to fit contextually ironically.

    Go Donald! Turn the debate into Comedy Central….the voters will love it!

    • He really should use “Bimbo Eruption” at least once;)

  • GrimmCreeper

    I believe this is one of those moments where Trump must spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.

  • Clink9

    “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”.

    • BillyHW


    • Martin B

      “Do you ever wonder where Bill’s cigar has been?”

      • Clink9

        Nope. We know.

  • Spatchcocked

    Ah….cigars!…. just having a stogie in his mouth would mindfuck her.

    I’d wear a blue dress as well with a pint of tapioca dripping off it…but that’s just me.

  • I hope he can work ‘deplorable’ in somehow then turn and wink at the camera.

  • The only thing Hillary and I have in common is that we both like… well, you know.”

  • Spatchcocked


    I love it….my old guvnor bless his soul when he served it up always crooned “ambrosia”….
    Those were the days.

    My wife a Limey( I’m not queer) says they called it frog spawn….which reminds me of a DH Lawrence quote but I won’t bore.

  • Spatchcocked

    Have you ever noticed that Huma and Humidor rhyme….kinda?

    Pretty subtle I know ….but Bill says Hill has eaten waaaay more pussy than him.

  • BillyHW
    • OMG!

      • BillyHW

        I think he’s talking about cats.

    • Well now I’m offended.

      • BillyHW

        It’s just a trailer for tonight’s debate.

  • Brett_McS

    In this particular Presidential election cycle the best Republican candidate would have been a stand-up comic.

    • Clausewitz

      Dennis Miller for President. Sounds good to me.

  • xavier

    So Hillary will use a 2005 radio show to totally descredit Trump. I hope he reminds people that being lewd is very deplorable but not illegal while the Clinton foundation and the private server are

  • Norman_In_New_York

    A few suggestions.

    Someone here last month suggested, “It takes a village to help Hillary into her van.”

    “I’ve changed since 2005. Back then I was a registered Democrat.”

    “The Clinton Foundation took about $30 million from the Saudi regime that oppresses women. Prove your feminism by giving back the money.”