Donald Trump faces new threat as witches and pagans plan to ‘exert mental influence’ to persuade him to quit

Already trailing in the polls and under heavy fire following the disclosure of lewd comments he made about women more than a decade ago, Donald Trump has also upset witches and pagans.

Republican strategists’ hopes of a better performance from Mr Trump in Sunday’s candidates’ debate could be dashed by powerful new forces beyond even his control.

A non-partisan group calling itself the World Ad-Hoc Association of Witches has pledged to “exert mental influence” on the debate which, it claims, will force the billionaire to quit the race.

  • andycanuck

    What a rag the Telegraph has become.

  • ntt1

    as if all the wicken idiots, warlocks and witches have any kind of mental power over trump, they don’t even have control over themselves choosing instead to assign destiny to a failed archangel,you know ,the one mohamed got along with so well.

  • J. C.

    More proof that only the mentally ill support the Hildebeast…

  • WalterBannon

    Remember when Bill was President ? When Bill Clinton was president, he allowed Hillary to assume authority over an attempt to health care reform. Even after threats and intimidation, she couldn’t get a vote in a Democrat controlled US Congress.
    This fiasco cost the American taxpayers about $13 million for studies, promotion, and other efforts.

    President Clinton next gave Hillary authority over selecting a female attorney general. Her first two selections were Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood – both were forced to withdraw their names from consideration.

    Next, she chose Janet Reno- husband Bill described her selection as “my worst mistake.” Some may not remember that Reno made the decision to gas David Koresh and the Branch Davidian religious sect in Waco, Texas resulting in dozens of deaths of women and children.

    Bill also allowed Hillary to make recommendations for the head of the Civil Rights Commission. Lani Guanier was her selection. When a little probing led to the discovery of Ms. Guanier’s radical views, her name had to be withdrawn from consideration.

    Apparently a slow learner, husband Bill allowed Hillary to make some more recommendations. She chose former law partners Web Hubbel for the Justice Department, Vince Foster for the White House staff, and William Kennedy for the Treasury Department.

    Her selections went well: Hubbel went to prison, Foster (presumably) committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign.

    Many younger voters will have no knowledge of “Travelgate.” Hillary wanted to award unfettered travel contracts to Clinton friend Harry Thompson – and the White House Travel Office refused to comply.

    Hillary managed to have them reported to the FBI and fired. This ruined their reputations, cost them their jobs, and caused a thirty-six month investigation. Only one employee, Billy Dale was charged with a crime, and that of the enormous crime of mixing personal and White House funds. A jury acquitted him of any crime in less than two hours.

    Still not convinced of her ineptness, Hillary was allowed to recommend her close Clinton friend, Craig Livingstone, for the position of Director of White House security.

    When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of about 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, suddenly Hillary and the President denied even knowing Livingstone, and of course, denied knowledge of drug use in the White House. Following this debacle, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office after more than thirty years of service to seven presidents.

    Then when women started coming forward with allegations of sexual harassment and rape by Bill Clinton, Hillary was put in charge of the “bimbo eruption” and scandal defense. Some of her more notable decisions in the debacle were She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit. After the Starr investigation, they settled with Ms. Jones.

    She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr’s investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs.

    Hillary’s devious game plan resulted in Bill losing his license to practice law for ‘lying under oath’ to a grand jury and then his subsequent impeachment by the House of Representatives. Hillary avoided indictment for perjury and obstruction of justice during the Starr investigation by repeating, “I do not recall,” “I have no recollection,” and “I don’t know” a total of 56 times while under oath.

    After leaving the White House, Hillary was forced to return an estimated $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork that she had “stolen.” I guess her life-time exemption from prosecution allowed her to avoid prison time for this crime too. Next time you take the White House tour try stealing something and see how you get on. Ah, right, one law for the people, no law for the elite in this banana republic of ours.

    Then there is Jamie Gorelick and the Mortgage Collapse – Gorlick had been appointed as Vice Chairman of Fannie Mae in 1997 – and served in that role through 2003, – her ‘fingerprints’ are all over the collapse….

    Sandy Berger – EIGHT YEARS with United States National Security Advisor to President Bill Clinton – he was charged for allowing CHINESE TO ACQUIRED NUCLEAR ICBM PLANS and he went into the National Archives and shoved classified documents “down his pants” and into his socks – in an attempt to remove them from the Archive and destroy evidence.

    Also remember a guy named COMEY who was the lead FBI investigator in the Sandy Berger documents case? Comey almost INSTANTLY removed the Clintons from the Sandy Berger investigation. I guess he has been on the take for a long time now with his Clinton crime cartel paymasters.

    Now we have the unsecure keeping and attempted destruction of beyond Top Secret emails while Hillary was US Secretary of State and the “pay to play” schemes of the Clinton Foundation. What “shoe will fall” next?

    But to her loyal fans: “What difference does it make?” Electing Hillary Clinton president requires one to close their eyes and have no moral center at all!

    • Clausewitz

      Mind if I use this in my Grade 12 history of politics class?

    • Linda1000

      Great summary, I’m stealing it or copying it to keep it as a reminder.

  • G

    “Already trailing in the polls…”
    —Oh STFU! Who commissioned these polls? Media dicks who want Trump to lose. enough said about that.

    “under heavy fire following the disclosure”
    —Heavy fire from who/ The same people he was under “heavy fire” from three days ago? Who cares? What has changed?

    “lewd comments he made about women more than a decade ago”
    —Yes, you’re forced to go farther and farther back because you can’t find anything more to throw at him. He got caught pulling a girl’s pigtails in grade 2. The horror!

    What a desperate dumb ass story.

  • Clausewitz

    I believe that’s what’s known as playing to your core constituency.