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It’s Time We Crush The Putrid Roach Motels Of Philanthro-Crony-Capitalism

Philanthro-crony-capitalist corruption in the U.S. has reached levels that put Lower Slobovia to shame.

Granted, the fantasy of philanthrocapitalism is appealing: take a bunch of fabulously successful entrepreneurial billionaires, grant their foundations tax-free status, and then unleash them on the world as philanthropists who will solve problems by applying the incentives of capitalism.

While this sounds great in a TED talk, the ugly reality is that it was philanthrocapitalism’s criminal predatory twin, Philanthro-Crony-Capitalism, that was unleashed. To illustrate how Philanthro-Crony-Capitalism works, let’s visit the charmingly corrupt and venal nation of Lower Slobovia.