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Report: ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is seriously ill after assassin POISONS his food

ISIS ringleader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is reportedly seriously ill after having his food poisoned by an assassin.

Meals prepared for the ISIS leader and three other commanders of the terrorist organisation were allegedly poisoned in the Be’aaj district, southwest of Nineveh.

A source told Iraqi news agency WAA the four are suffering from ‘severe poisoning’ and ‘have been transferred to an unknown location under strict measures.’

I hope they slipped him a pork sausage.

h/t XB

  • ontario john

    I blame evil Harper, and perhaps global warming as well.

  • tom_billesley

    The logical end-point of emulating Mohammed.

  • andycanuck

    Is HBO Game of Thrones suing for copyright infringement too?

  • Maggat

    And so? His faith has poisoned many minds so who give a damn about him. The only trouble is that his successor may be as bad or worse, a pox on the lot of them.

  • Slickfoot The Deplorable

    It was GMOs… I blame Monsanto.

  • ismiselemeas

    i warn everybody about take awy in the middle east. It’s just not worth it.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    I’ll believe it when I see it. Too many false alarms already.

  • Yusuf_al_Kafir

    Masha’Allah, asswipe!!!!

  • Exile1981

    The problem is his cook likely didn’t practice proper hygene.

  • K1

    I’m glad someone else is getting poisoned today!
    Blury eyes and a headache! Thanks Bastards!

  • A Hamilton Guy

    He must have been eating with his left hand.

  • simus1

    Not possible. allah always protects his holy men from all dangers.

  • moraywatson

    Allah knows best.

  • Slickfoot The Deplorable

    Something he et… same thing that got his boy Mo, an angry Jooo put something in his falafel, maybe history repeats.

  • Linda1000

    Nothing to do with this story, except maybe body parts ISIS is famous for, but food poisoning? Tuna for dinner tonight anyone – always knew there was a reason I’m not a big fish eater.

  • Barrington Minge

    Could not have happened to a nicer fellow!!…click disengage cynical mode….