Time to open up a Can of Biblical Whoop-ass…

ISIS prepares for FINAL BATTLE: US troops 3 MILES from site of ancient APOCALYPSE prophecy

US SPECIAL forces are encircling a jihadi stronghold in Syria claimed by ISIS to be in old Islamic prophecy as the site of the final battle – triggering the apocalypse.

According to the extremists’ twisted ideology, Dabiq – a tiny town in northern Syria – will see a “major apocalyptic showdown with the armies of the infidel” that will result in the collapse of civilisation.

  • Brett_McS

    And here I was thinking I’d never live to see the apocalypse.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Put the battle on pay-for-view and give the proceeds to injured service personnel.

    • I’d watch!

    • Millie_Woods

      Great suggestion. I’d pay money to see that.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    You mean Gotterdaemmerung was not the apocalypse?

  • Millie_Woods

    Bring it on! I’ve been stocking up on canned goods, ammo and toilet paper for a couple of years now.

  • BillyHW

    I can’t wait for the apocalypse.

  • BillyHW

    U.S. soldiers in Iraq? How does Obama get away with this?

    • andycanuck

      I saw on CP24 that another 400 are being sent (if I recall the number correctly).

  • ismiselemeas

    I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want… .