• andycanuck

    Oh. “Asylums” Spray and not “Assholes” Spray.

    • V10_Rob

      Why not both?

  • G

    What’s in the cans, deodorant?

  • mobuyus

    Something that could spray lead would certainly be more effective.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Bacon fat or pork fat, puh-leeeze!

      • V10_Rob

        A gun would be more effective, yes, but nowhere near as satisfying as bacon spray.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Voting out the politicians who let the undesirables in would be more effective.

  • Justin St.Denis

    I hope these patriots had the presence of mind to fill those cans with pork fat or bacon fat. Their “effective” claims would be backed up somewhat if they did.

  • bob e

    the canisters are not big enough. they need to be like 3 gallon
    plastic containers with spray attachment ..and if the mixture is too
    flammable .. well, call the fire dept.

    • Dave

      They should be handing out bic lighters with each can. Then go practice on some government assholes that don’t allow self defense.

  • Oooh! Does it keep raccoons away?

  • A Hamilton Guy

    You guys stole my thunder with the bacon grease.