The Dummification

Dr Woody Cabeza MD is reporting a new and ominous diagnosis of Mrs Clinton’s health problems. After studying her movements and appearance for several months, he had a breakthrough on the afternoon of September 11th. The photograph shown above was all the evidence he needed to diagnose that Mrs Clinton suffers from a severe and dangerous form of a degenerative disorder only recently identified and entirely new to medical science. The disorder is now known as either Progressive Dummification or The Perverse Pinnochio. It is thought to be brought on by the mental and physical rigors of maintaining multiple, laughably false narratives in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
The condition involves a sequential and irreversible transformation of the subject from a living human being to a zombie-like creature. The more absurd the contrast between the lies being told and the bald hubris of the person telling them, the faster and more dramatic the transformation becomes. Of course, not all liars suffer from this syndrome, and the medical authorities have postulated that it is a condition that has to be set in motion by some single and enormous travesty of truth and honor- an untruth so unfathomable and and a betrayal of such magnitude that it turns the perpetrator’s heart into and oaken vessel.
I have researched her actions in the past to find this one immense misdeed but, the truth is, it could be any one of many. Going back over Hillary’s life time is not for the faint of heart…
  • Dr. Woody Cabeza. Yes, of course — I think I studied his thesis in University. He’s also known as Dr. Cabeza de Madera in his native Spain, where it is rumoured that he helped in the translation of “El ingenioso hidalgo don Quijote de la Mancha” from the traditional Castilian into modern Spanish.

    The story is something about a delusional Medieval knight in shining armour chasing windmills he thinks are monsters, but quite an accurate depiction of Hillary’s recent diagnosis with the newly-identified modern disease.

  • simus1

    There must be quite a number of “wise tribal elders” from the latest, trendiest, new age bullshit religions who would have Hitlery back on the fast track to election success if folks would only give them some of their healing auras and money to help jump start the process.

    Conversion to islam a year or so ago would have seen off a lot of the health rumours as well given that no one would dare to speculate what was going on under her boorkha built for two.

  • k2

    Anyone read CS Lewis’ “The Screwtape Letters”? It was years ago for me, but I believe that the main character, the demon Screwtape, begins to experience a periodic physical change into some sort of hideous slug thing, as his debasement deepens. Hmm.

  • robins111

    I’m gonna be satisfied when a witch doctor explains why she is ejecting that indescribably evil lugie, into a water glass..

    • Most of the time she doesn’t even cover her mouth when she coughs, often coughing in people’s faces. Meanwhile, our Progressive betters lecture we peons about how it isn’t enough to cover your mouth with your hand when you cough or sneeze, you have to cough with your face buried in the joint of your elbow.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    She’s confabulating…a sure sign of organic mental problems…

  • RAMA44
  • Liberal Progressive

    Hillary doesn’t have pneumonia – Putin had her poisoned.

    I know, the Daily Worker, I mean, the Washington Post, told me so.

  • lolwut?

    From Breitbart comments:

    “If she can’t handle 300 rounds of golf, then she’s not fit to be president”


  • Slickfoot The Deplorable

    A quote from elsewhere: “Without a soul, the body loses it’s will to live”.

  • Millie_Woods

    It’s not Benghazi, it’s not her serial rapist husband, it’s not Vince Foster, it’s not her history of lies big and small, it’s not her gaffs, it’s not her many failures during her time in State, it’s not her email server, it’s not the Clinton foundation, it’s not Whitewater, it’s not that she joked on camera about successfully defending pedophile at the expense of the child victim, it’s not her health, it’s not that she’s mentally unsound.

    It’s all of those fucking things. They all add up to a convincing case against her. I’m shocked the democrats nominated her, they must have thought she was a shoe in.

    • Waffle

      LOL — the shoe came off!