Future Darwin Award Winner

Vlogger Lance Stewart cuts fingers trying to slice oranges midair with swords

  • Clink9

    Hope the hospital removed his man card for life. Come on buddy, I’ve done worse to myself before starting grade one.

    • Heh;)

      • Exile1981

        He should be able to stitch that up himself, otherwise he’s a wimp.

        • Clink9

          Using his Rambo knife with the thread and needle in the handle.

          • Exile1981

            nothing that crude. everyone should have the proper tools to stitch themselves up. Who doesn’t have a full suture kit at home.

          • Clink9


  • Martin B

    “Video contains footage some viewers may find amusing”

    • V10_Rob

      “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, it’s a viral sensation with millions of views.”

  • SMC_BC

    What a suck. For anyone else, even a girl, they would have wrapped it in a towel and drove to the hospital for a stitch or two.

    • Clink9

      My daughter’s have had worse looking nose bleeds. They would wake up as little kids and the bed looked like a crime scene.

      • canminuteman

        That happened to me once only about a year ago. Totally freaked me out.

        • Clink9

          It’s creepy when it’s your own but looks worse than it is. Yuk.

  • UCSPanther

    There are more than a few videos of people playing with swords and learning the hard way of why you should be careful with blades…

  • Maggat

    That man is a complete idiot and an overwhelming wuss to boot.

  • Dave

    Whiny little bitch, eh! Hey Lance, better start growing a set.

  • Ron MacDonald