Talk to your cat about Hitler

It’s fatuous to outlaw an emotion – especially hate

A man in Austria has been sentenced to three months in prison for posting a picture of his cat on the internet. The photograph showed the cat, which has not been named, raising its right paw in the air in what appears to be a Nazi salute. It also had a side parting in the fur on its head and what we might describe as a distinctive moustache. Clearly the benighted creature was a fan of the controversial politician Adolf Hitler, and equally clearly the Austrians feel a little bit sensitive about all that business. Outrageously, there was no punishment whatsoever for the cat itself, which surely knew what it was getting itself into and cheerfully connived in the whole sordid episode. I’d have had it shot, bang, just like that. There is no place in decent society for animals which venerate Hitler — or Goebbels, Hess or any of those others.

    • They was brainwashed as Yutes!

      • Justin St.Denis

        Probably from watching online kitty-porn.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Adolf Kitler…

  • ontario john

    I thought the media said Harper was Hitler?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Next they will call Harper a cat?
      The line to be the next Hitler is getting so long that they will be issuing numbers soon.

    • Justin St.Denis

      That was LAST week! Oh look! A butterfly……..

  • Spatchcocked

    A lot of cats both German and Austrian who were violent believers in National Socialist philosophy fled to S. America….you can see their descendants today in Brazil for example as members of the dreaded FDS.
    I’m completing a screenplay about them and their nefarious plans for N America as we speak. Tentative title is The Cats from Brazil.

  • simus1

    This vital news doesn’t come to us via the glorious Daily Mail ?

    To quote Bart Simpson “Well I’ll be jiggered”.

  • Justin St.Denis

    And to think BCF has been harbouring Hitler all this time, whilst posing as an innocent Canuck conservative blogger! The deception!