Seal Pup “Arrested” for Trespassing

Crack down on pinniped crime!

A baby seal was catching up on some beauty sleep beneath a car before police in New Zealand took the little fella into custody.

Named Steve by its rescuers, the baby seal was taken into the Wellington Police Maritime Unit at Queens Wharf after being spotted under the car, according to the police department’s Facebook.

Steve the seal narrowly avoided being run over by the driver.

  • ontario john

    Another white police atrocity. Sealophobia! #seal pups matter

  • Spatchcocked

    Mmmmmmmm…..delicious young seal flippers by tunder….

  • Billy Bob Thornton

    Natives need to get real jobs rather than hunting. That is not a career.

    Selling off manufacturing made these low level seal hunting jobs useful again.

    Which is why we are in the stages of the third worldization of capitalism or neo-feudalism.

    Even in economics class many of the students including myself agreed that the industrial capitalism with manufacturing is when people do the best. People bought into the failed service economy which makes the West into the head office nations, but without manufacturing our nation has no way to be ready for a collapse or recessions or in case of a food shortage.

    • El Martyachi

      .. always growth potential in the bio-diesel sector.

  • Spatchcocked

    What the fuck are you driving at ?

    • andycanuck

      Blowing a seal???

    • Minicapt

      You’ve heard about Pokemon GO? Billy-Bob has been told of a new character named “Clue”, for which he has been searching these many years.


  • andycanuck

    The Kiwis should hire some Newfies to take care of that problem for them. We could call it a cultural exchange.

  • Minicapt

    Around here, seals are quite popular, especially when the orcas are hunting in Departure Bay.


  • Gary

    He’s a Junior Inspector at the MOT and gave the car a look over for the Seal Of Approval.