Tastes like… freedom! A gray-haired, paunchy John Hinckley enjoys a Subway sandwich

He’s the man who came within a hair of changing the course of American history, but now John Hinckley could pass for just any somewhat overweight man heading towards his golden years.

Looking at the chubby face, double chins and unhealthy pallor, it’s hard to think this is the man who gunned down Ronald Reagan— all because he wanted to impress actress Jodie Foster.

John Hinckley

  • jack burns

    Kind of reassuring. Its obvious from the picture that he’s not crazy anymore.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      He should be.
      His dad surrendered him to be a Manchurian assassin in service to George Bush.

      • jack burns

        Oh rest assured that he is and shit house rat level no doubt. Wonder if he’s lojacked or is a free range chicken.

  • lolwut?

    If he’s looking for work, those “Second Amendment people” might be hiring soon.

  • Dana Garcia

    Trying to assassinate a Republican president doesn’t count for much, seems like.