UN warns of disproportionate response: France unleashes Les Ballons Blancs de Capitulation in war on Islamic Terrorism

Les Ballons Blancs de Capitulation represent the victims of the Muslim terror attack in Nice France.

Does this mark a needless and disproportionate response to Islamic terrorism? Does the wearing of white garments constitute unnecessary provocation?

White Balloons Nice France Memorial

For the first time Les Ballons Blancs de Capitulation have been deployed in the war against Islamic terrorism. It is understood that the French government has convened a special committee to determine whether this retaliatory measure represents a disproportionate use of force.


  • PaulW

    At first I thought that this was a joke … I really did. I guess that I should have known better – it’s the French, after all. So they release the balloons of capitulation, they wear white clothing and all that’s missing is they lie on the ground with signs saying “walk on me” beside them. Pathetic and very sad. Charles the Hammer must be ashamed to be buried in their territory.

    • It is pathetic.

      • Raymond Hietapakka

        ..they deserve the term “surrender monkeys”…

      • Justin St.Denis

        Feeble minded in the extreme…

    • Norman_In_New_York

      The only thing missing are the white flags.

  • The ballon provocation is way over the top. It’s worse than that Youtube skit that caused Benghazi.

    I think they need to tone it down — nuke Saudi Arabia and nuke Iran.

    • It’s worse than Nazi Germany!

      • Although not quite as bad as Imperial Japan. 😉

        • But it Rivals Communist China!

          • Don’t get me started — it’s not as bad as Idi Amin’s Uganda!

          • It would be if you were one of the cows he roasted on the airport runway.

  • Editor

    “. . . the French government has convened a special committee to determine
    whether this retaliatory measure represents a disproportionate use of

    Well, that’s your problem right there. A completely spineless, apologist, gutless, effete government more scared of being labeled racist than actual death. What is it going to take to snap Europe out of its multicultural delusion?!

    • More wine!

      • Editor

        You may have found the solution. Wine! Maybe not more wine but the threat of muslims pushing to ban wine. Someone should suggest that to their top mufti dude. That might get them out in the streets.

      • Justin St.Denis

        More blood, actually.

        • Editor

          Although I’m not holding my breath. They just declared white balloons “use of force”. Apparently language has no meaning anymore.

  • H

    Very sensible choice of attire: blood shows up much better on white clothing, after all. And a lot of it is going to be shed by these mild-eyed, melancholy wimps in the upcoming months and years.

    • Personally I think their choice of white attire is racist.

  • robins111

    They have to burn them damm candles a lot harder than that and need bigger ballons. More teddy bears will be needed too.

    • But not white teddy bears that would be racist.

    • Justin St.Denis

      And a piano and a hippie asshole to play and sing IMAGINE.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …The Eloi…

  • Cat-astrophe

    UN warns of disproportionate response. ?.
    It must carry the provocative equivalence to things like the US missile defence system or the Chinese building islands to put flags on, so as to claim half the ocean or ….give me a break.
    They should have been laying on the ground wearing the crying baby mask to really emphasize how infantile this looks to anyone who sees this display of being whipped.

    • Remember the old joke .. Why are French streets lined with trees?

      • Cat-astrophe

        It was a joke?

  • Cat-astrophe

    Is this just the “educated’ way of putting your white gaunch on a stick and waving them?

  • Maggat

    The French have gone high tech, white hankies to white balloons. A large step forward in the French art of surrender.

  • WalterBannon

    It would be ironic and karma if these buffoons were all slaughtered in another terrorist attack

  • favill

    These guys (Frenchmen) cannot be the great x10 grandsons of Charles Martel and the men who fought alongside him or the men who fought for France under Napoleon. Perhaps all those men died on the killing fields of No Man’s Land and during WW2 and the pansy-ass losers were the only ones left to procreate.