Free Michelle Obama’s Slaves!

At the DNC, Michelle Obama put on her victimhood hat one more time and declared, “I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.”

But that’s too past tense. Michelle’s house continues to be built and maintained by slaves. Her lavish lifestyle of endless vacations, parties and public appearances is funded by millions and millions of slaves.

  • Martin B

    Mooch has such a huge chip on her shoulder it’s a wonder she can stand up straight.

    • Millie_Woods

      You mean ‘ it’s a wonder she can walk erect’

      That’s racist Martin. I love it.

    • Slickfoot

      It does account for her/his bulging deltoids.

  • Remind me now, which political Party was responsible for instituting slavery and using slaves to build the White House? Oh, that’s right — the Democrats! And which political Party was responsible for abolishing slavery? Oh, that’s right — the Republicans! Funny how Michele failed to mention that “insignificant” historical fact…

    • simus1

      Mooch has a lot on its plate.

  • xavier

    Makes me wonder if she’s Lucrècia Borges in the White house. Obama has always struck me a vapid empty suit.

    His laziness has always amazed me. He’s so indifferent I wonder if Michele dresses him in the morning?

  • GrimmCreeper

    I believe she’s confusing the word slaves with taxpayers.

  • Jessiemac

    This person’s name is Michael LaVaughn Robinson. This person is committing fraud by operating in the capacity of “First Lady”. This person requires eviction from the White House to a segregated wing at Fort Leavenworth.