• The Butterfly

    Wait I thought there was a rule that the only sluts we’re allowed to shame are the wives of Republican leaders.

  • andycanuck

    I think we should stop talking soda-pop bottles from immigrating in the first place! They’re so misogynistic! But let’s allow in plenty of Moslems.

  • andycanuck

    Did you see the Leafs’ game last night?
    It was brudal.

  • El Martyachi
  • FactsWillOut

    Shoulda been “a 2 at 10 IS a 10 at 2.”
    With a little advice on “how to wash down a chewed off arm with Sprite.”

  • lolwut?

    Well whattaya know, I just bought a case of Sprite 30 minutes ago.

    Time to crack one open and read the story.

  • canminuteman

    In fairness, I think Michelangelo only did one ceiling, didn’t he?

    • Clink9

      But it was a really big one.

  • simus1

    Perhaps Coke’s time to go for the reverse fake hand off:
    “I didn’t know she was dead your Honour, I thought she was Irish!”

  • dance…dancetotheradio