Wine flood in France

Like France doesn’t have enough problems…

Radical Wine Terrorists flood streets of French town with plonk in ‘act of sabotage’

On Wednesday afternoon, the radical group of wine producers CRAV (Comité régional d’action viticole) claimed responsibility for the move, the group has infamously carried out numerous wine-related attacks in France, irate at foreign cheap wine making its way onto the shelves of French stores and supermarkets.

  • BillyHW

    So when is the next police union strike demanding 57 weeks paid vacation?

  • andycanuck

    At least they’re not Moslem.

  • Ron MacDonald

    If France wants to sell its wine abroad it has no choice but to open its markets to foreign competition.

    • xavier

      Agreed. Spain males excellent wines too and cheaper.
      The problem is that the French vinticulturalists became lazy and complacent thanks to protectionism.

  • simus1

    The Aussies, Americans, and Chileans make better wine and the Italians fake better wine. Times are tough.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      The competition will be growing. Israeli botanists have identified 20 native grape varieties suitable for wine making. The first of these, a white, is currently entering the market. Wait until they identify the red variety that Jesus drank at the Last Supper. Sales will skyrocket.

  • Muslims pissed – this was on their to-do list.

  • lzzrd

    Now if they would only show 1/2 of that attitude towards their “guests ….LOL…..

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Maybe they should leave the EU.