Oh well, it isn’t like she had her e-mail server hacked while mishandling state secrets

Melania Trump like you’ve never seen her before

h/t Norman

  • Spatchcocked

    Amazing ……Bess Truman had the same moue mutin…..very appealing in a woman….shows an independence…..a certain spirit.
    Boy that Bess must have been a handful for Harry….but what a First Lady!
    Melania is okay too I guess.

  • Spatchcocked

    But I gotta say Bess had better gams…….her pins were of a perfect camber and proportion….
    Harry said the sight of her legs could make a Bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Lenny Bruce found much to praise about Eleanor Roosevelt’s boobs.

  • Spatchcocked

    Harry was a haberdasher you know….so he was naturally a fine judge of horseflesh.

    Not a lot of people know that…

    • simus1

      Harry was also an artillery captain in WW1.
      Legends grew up later that his political success came about by his careful husbanding of the lives of Irish American gangsters and relatives of same in his charge while fighting the Hun.
      The truth was even stranger than that: (almost Nelsonian)

  • Clausewitz

    Really bad photoshop. Skin tone on the face does not match the skin tone on the body. Yet another thing demokkkrats suck at.

    • Clink9

      Some high school kid would do better.

    • Maggat

      The hair shadows on her face and the arm shadows on the side of her chest kinda have me puzzled.

  • ntt1

    It could be melania or it could be really bad photoshop such as what a tech-tard like HRC would produce. Either way it shows the possibilities of a vast improvement over the glowering simian Americans have now

    • Jessiemac

      That’s a great comment!

  • Spatchcocked

    I bet there are pitchers of Debbie Wasserman Test…oops! I mean Schultz in her birthday suit out there…I’d like to roll my tongue…oops I mean eyes over those I tells ya….

    As Mordecai Richler said, Hubba Hubba Hubba!

  • Spatchcocked

    SIMIAN……?…..yer wrong there friend….Obamas from Hawaii….

  • bargogx1

    If this is meant as a smear tactic, which of course, it is, it presents a real conundrum for the Left, since it involves a whole lot of things they are supposedly against, such as slut shaming, body shaming, prudishness, anti-female empowerment, etc.

  • Maggat

    The progs will get their knickers in a twist with this but encourage perverted adult males using girls bath and shower rooms.

  • simus1

    No soft focus required for Melania !
    Now let’s see what Hitlery has in reply ……………….My eyes! My eyes !

  • Minicapt

    Katriona, in “Mayfair”, was better.


  • ghost of benghazi

    So fake or not they have crossed a line that they probably will regret crossing. They do not know how to fight the war at the level they have taken it.

  • Jessiemac

    I would rather have a beautiful, intelligent, naked woman who speaks five languages and loves the USA be our First Lady then the trans-ape boy-thing that is there now. I would rather have the brash Donald Trump in the Oval office then a lying, evil daesh ass-kisser than Hillary.