• Dana Garcia

    Tankers have names?

    I learn so much on this blog.

    • mauser 98

      known as an “oiler” … now a “luber”

      • Miss Trixie


        • mauser 98

          40 lashes with the cat & nine tails…you brute

          • Clink9

            Rip the shirt, how cliche!

          • Miss Trixie

            Full of *ahem* seamen too.

            *runs away*

    • vimy

      Milk runs is all it will ever do.

      • moraywatson

        Skim? Chocolate? Homo?

        • Miss Trixie

          HAR! Right out my nose!

          • moraywatson

            Only 2% get it.

          • occupant 9

            Nice follow up.

  • moraywatson

    Hard astern !!

  • mauser 98

    tie him to the mizzen mast…..man all port holes

  • BillyHW

    Barack Obama hates the military. This is his final fuck you to them.

    • He’ll be there to drive the golden rivet.

  • Ed

    Always ramming speed

    • G


  • Uncommunist

    Ship to ship Astro Glide … and you didn’t hear it here … first.

  • G

    Fuelling hoses are connected at the stern.

    Seriously though who’d want to serve on that can? “Hey! You’re from the ass ass Ass Rammer!”

    • Millie_Woods

      Everyone will want to serve under Captain Eyeliner.

  • richfisher

    That is so gay.

  • harvey milk was a pederast/pedophile who preyed on vulnerable underage boys.

  • Probably go down on its first voyage.

    • seaoh

      And take a lot of seamen with it.

    • occupant 9


  • Jay Currie

    If she’s sunk prepare for the Twinkie Defence.

  • Ed

    Or this is an ingenious way of keeping muslims out of the navy…

    • Clink9

      Or paint a giant target in the ocean for them.

  • glasnost

    New toast-of-the-day for Friday: “A willing fop and Virgil’s-Sea-Room”

  • Clink9

    In the Navy
    You can learn to be a queer
    In the Navy
    You can take it up the rear!

    • GrimmCreeper

      Who knew the Village People were such visionaries?

  • This is the Orwellian Communist society we now live in and it’s normalized. Where someone in the Navy is honoured not for something outstanding they may have done during the Korean War, but for their penis activity.

    Milk was a Left-wing political whack job in City Hall in an era when San Francisco was replete with whack jobs. The ’70’s was when Jim Jones’ Marxist-inspired cult the “Peoples Temple” flourished and had good relations with City Hall and the specific support of politicians such as Harvey Milk:

    “Rev Jim, It may take me many a day to come back down from the high that
    I reach today. I found something dear today. I found a sense of being
    that makes up for all the hours and energy placed in a fight. I found
    what you wanted me to find. I shall be back. For I can never leave.”

    Shortly after that 918 members of the Peoples Temple died in a murder-suicide pact in Guyana. Most members of the cult were relatively wealthy and educated Americans who followed Jones to Guyana to build their Marxist utopia. Nine-hundred eighteen dead — not from Islamists but from a home-grown brand of American Marxism based on self-destruction and deviancy.

    It was under this political environment that Milk was murdered by a fellow politician at San Francisco City Hall — he wasn’t killed for his homosexuality, the man who shot him was a “Christian” who supported Gay rights. Milk was in fact murdered nine days after the Peoples Temple mass-murder suicide which was orchestrated by his friend — cult leader Jim Jones.

    • Clink9

      Sodomy is the greatest achievement in their world.

      • That’s not hyperbole. Because if you look at it objectively what specifically is the human achievement if a person happens to be homosexual? Even if I put on my atheist left-libertarian pink shades and look at the world from the Gay perspective — “walk a mile in their shoes” as it were — I come up empty. The only thing I can up with is they have discovered alternative orifices into which one may insert one’s penis. Hardly an earth-shaking discovery. And certainly nothing new — I’m sure over-sexed men and women have been experimenting with their genitalia since time immemorial.

        Gay persecution is something different — but about the only place Gays are systemically persecuted is under Islam. In Western society Gays usually play the opposite role — that of the persecutors and totalitarians — usually in reference to Christians, traditionalists, conservatives, and libertarians. But now it is much broader than than that, imposed on society in general.

  • seaoh

    A Boat named after a guy who swallowed a bunch of seamen? hhhmmm doesn’t sound like a good idea .

  • Norman_In_New_York

    When Churchill became First Lord of the Admiralty in 1911 and pushed to modernize the Royal Navy, he declared, “The oldest traditions of His Majesty’s navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.”

  • just found out that he is an associate of the cult leader Jim Jones on frontpagemag

  • Gary

    So what happens when the Muslim Sailors refuse to serve on a ship named after a homosexual.
    Why is it that gay trumps black and they get a ship named after one of their own but not one MLK ship .

  • There is a Village People joke in here somewhere and I’m struggling to find it.

  • Arnie Keller

    A tanker? No, a tug.

    • moraywatson

      Aye ! There’s the rub !