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What Could Go Wrong? Migrants to be trained as German pool lifeguards to reduce escalating sex attacks

A professional swimming association in Germany wants to reduce escalating sex attacks by refugees at public baths by training migrants to become pool lifeguards.

The Federal Association of German Swimming Professionals (BDS) says this would be ‘an inclusive measure that would benefit everyone.’

Last month a secret police document was leaked in Duesseldorf voicing the ‘grave concern’ of police chiefs about escalating sex crimes carried out by refugees at public swimming baths.

  • The Butterfly

    This is like training wolves to guard the chicken coop.

    • Ed

      Ever tried to train a cat?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Hen house, meet fox.

  • Martin B

    ‘an inclusive measure that would benefit everyone’

    That will be carved on Germany’s tombstone.

  • Clink9

    C’mon, this is a Saturday Night Live skit right?

  • tom_billesley

    Employ Yazidi, and Chaldean and Assyrian Christians. They know about mahometans.

    • El Martyachi

      They won’t though, of course.

    • El Martyachi

      .. and now maybe Turkish Kemalists too..

  • ed

    only in the mind of a lib-tard !

  • Alain

    All these problems and others are the result of their “inclusiveness”, so the solution is to be more of the same. Go figure.

  • simus1

    What in the world is a professional swimming association ?
    A union front for more German lefty lunatics ?