DB Cooper

FBI gives up on D.B. Cooper

One of America’s most baffling crimes – that of a hijacker who jumped out of an airliner with a parachute and ransom money 45 years ago – looks set to remain an enigma.

Nothing was heard from the well-dressed, middle-aged man ever again.

The FBI said on Tuesday that after one of the longest, most exhaustive probes in its history, it will no longer actively investigate the case of the man who called himself Dan Cooper and became known as “DB Cooper.”

After looking at all credible leads, the FBI said enough was enough: resources spent on the Cooper case will be redirected to “focus on other investigative priorities”.

I Dunno… That name rings a bell…

  • Drunk_by_Noon
    • Is there any reward money????

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        I’ll split it with you!
        Check out the story. 🙂

    • Mistaken identity can be a hassle. For instance, I look like Eric Rudolph, the abortion clinic bomber who hid in the woods of North Carolina for years. At the time, I traveled frequently to the region where he was last seen and my ‘friends’ constantly tried to get me to go hiking with them. The FBI had hidden cameras set up all over the woods and my buddies thought it would be a fun little prank. I *always* got pulled aside in airports and searched – hell, by now I know how the run the explosives residue spectrometer, I’ve been subjected to it so many times.

      • Wild!

        • Jay Currie

          Well, with glasses, I look remarkably like Larry David… So far has not helped a lot.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Rackstraw should name his boat, “H.M.S. Pinafore.”

  • mauser 98

    gave up on Clintons long ago

  • I think I know where he is! 🙂

  • The Butterfly

    My butterfly lips are sealed.

  • andycanuck

    Just like they’ve given up searching for Hillary Clinton!

  • Gary

    “That name rings a bell…”

    You’re thinking of quazi-moto .