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Students ‘Depressed’ And ‘Traumatised’ By Brexit Say They Will Fail Exams

Students have claimed they are experiencing physical trauma after UK voted to leave the European Union (EU), which could affect their ability to sit exams in the coming weeks.

“Took about an hour for my hands to stop shaking, and for my knees to return to some semblance of working order after I saw the result this morning. How I managed to get through a regular day at work afterwards, I don’t even know”, recounted user AngryJellyfish.

“It’s absolutely horrible, it doesn’t even feel real. I feel unwelcome in my own country”, chimed in Plagioclase.

  • Shebel

    Poor baby.
    You can always leave.

  • They were going to fail anyway.

    • Clausewitz

      Interesting to see their attendance and grade average up till now. Bet it’s right in the shitter.

      • UCSPanther

        I remember reading that a bunch of student activists were whining about their grades dropping due to them wasting time on obsessing over pronouns rather than studying and working.

      • I’m sure Brexit could not have come at a better time as an excuse.

  • El Martyachi
  • Clink9

    Awwwww. Muffin.

  • Spatchcocked

    Gee angry jellyfish… hands are shaking every time I see or hear people like you…..because my hands want to do grievous bodily harm to you and your ilk.
    You must be made to shut up and get ON with it.

    • El Martyachi

      You seem triggered. There needs to be a BCF trigger warning protocol.

    • Will Quest

      They must have had a difficult time at wanking……….. Tossers !

  • Ed

    The generation of WW2 is so proud…

  • Shebel

    There is a reason that TIME heals all wounds.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Failure is the new success.