Swedish Police

Swedish Police Unveil New ‘Don’t Touch Me’ Wristbands In Effort to Stop Sexual Assaults by Migrants

As part of its plan to combat migrant sex crimes, the Swedish police are gearing up to hand out wristbands to young women that read, “don’t touch me.” They will be passed out over the summer at events and festivals.

“By wearing these wristbands,” Sweden’s police chief said, “young women will be able to make a stand.”

  • Dana Garcia

    The Swedes just need some design improvements.


  • Clink9

    Maybe a concealed carry permit would be more effective.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Or handing out shpritz bottles of mace..

      • V10_Rob

        Fill one with bacon grease.

        • Bataviawillem

          Ore mix the mace with bacon grease.

  • Spatchcocked

    Ahhhhhh….so the Swedish Chef was characteristic illustrative representative of the Swedish mentality…..I had no idea.
    I watched him for years with the kids…I thought he was an anomaly…….

  • Spatchcocked

    I guess he was a graduate of the the rubber meat cleaver school of cookery……
    Who knew?

  • Exile1981

    I’m going to go out on a limb and predict these wrist bands will be as effective in stopping rapes as ‘gun free zone’ signs are at stopping mass shootings.

    Of course when these wrist bands don’t work the governmwnt will suggest burkas as a way to prevent rapes.

    • moraywatson

      …so these wristbands are likely to encourage supremacist rape …this will be an unintended consequence for Sweden’s cultural relativists….

      • Miss Trixie

        It occurred to me that the savages will rip the wristbands from their victims and sport them as trophies. G*d I despise these savages and their idiot enablers.

        • moraywatson

          ..or leave them on the victims to demonstrate how ineffective they were, and how stupid the kafir are…

  • moraywatson

    Muslims are expected to be coming out with their own wristbands, which say “Don’t come out of your house without a male guardian and a hijab.”

  • Jabberwokk

    These wristbands will save us!


    • Alain

      So since shouting no, screaming, kicking and punching does not work, these wristbands are sure to do the job.

      • Editor

        They would rather cling to their delusional relativist narrative and get beaten, raped and killed than face reality and, God forbid, pass judgement. Unbelievable!

  • Alain

    Just stop this nonsense and put them all in chastity belts with no share key. Oh on second thought that still leave two other places of possible penetration, so best to put them all in burkas and hijabs and ensure a male escort.

  • clownfeast

    Complete fucking madness in Sweden right now! Wrist bands to stop rape…? Did someone had too much to drink on a Friday night out? Do you really – actually ffs – think a fucking WRIST BAND would stop an Arab raping a blond girl…? He’d more likely take it as a fucking trophy!

    Seriously… wtf? First it was fucking bread and sausage with the police to “have a nice conversation” with Arabs who threw rocks at them. Now it’s wrist bands to not rape…? Let’s just have Sweden declared a clown-state and have everyone laugh at the silly acts… oh wait.

    IT’S ALREADY REALITY! ‘puts on clown makeup*

  • Martin B

    The first part of any plan to combat Muslim sex crimes needs to be NO MORE MIGRANTS.

  • Clink9

    This situation would make an interesting Quentin Tarantino revenge film.

  • tom_billesley

    Tear gas gun wrist band. Taser gun or pepper spray for the other wrist?

  • ed

    where are all the Swedish men hiding while this goes on ????

    • Alain

      Guess they fear being raped; either by the Muslims or by their feminist government.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I really wish the Muslims would start suicide bombing Sweden already. I’m tired of watching their slow motion death.

  • It would be racist for that message to be printed in Arabic though.
    So the offenders won’t be able to read it, lol.

    Jebus whoever came up with this is a moron.

  • WalterBannon

    Swedes should also get rid of banks and store all their money in piles on the street with don’t touch me rubber bands around the stacks of currency…

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    The Finns and the Norwegians are going to have to conquer Sweden at some point to ensure their own security.