ISIS Fatty Captured

The massive ISIS executioner who had been dubbed ‘The Bulldozer of Fallujah’ has been captured by the Syrian army.

New video shows the overweight pig half-naked and dumped into the back of a truck by the Syrian army. …

According to Yahoo, The Bulldozer gained notoriety as a member of ISIS’s ‘chopping committee’. He was well-known for beheading prisoners and is seen in several videos chopping limbs off young children.

Among his victims was a boy named Omar who had his foot and hand chopped off by the extremist when he refused to join ISIS.


(Sidebar: I would like to apologise for using the word ISIS. I realise that ISIS’ very presence offends people and I apologise without reservation.)


  • Hard Little Machine

    Dip him in pig fat and burn him alive.

    • That’s a waste of pig fat!

    • mobuyus

      Hit the shit with a Thermite Grenade and watch the fat shit pig sizzle.

  • lgeubank

    I’m glad the sadistic animal Fallujah Fatty has been caught. But I forget — are we (i.e., is Obama) on Syria’s side, or the Fatty’s side?

    • B__2

      Regardless, O’s not on America’s side – so does it really matter which faction he is supporting? When they the Syrian factions temporarily stop fighting each other, they’ll get back to their 1400 year plan – making the whole planet muslim.

      • Justin St.Denis

        In a nutshell….

  • Justin St.Denis

    Spit-roast the bastard after stuffing his arse full of pork.

  • Barrington Minge

    Lets chop him…slowly. Fat mooslim bastard