Bulldozer Muslim captured

Flattened! Terrifying 20st ISIS executioner dubbed The Bulldozer is ‘captured’ by the Syrian army

This dramatic footage appears to show the 20-stone ISIS executioner dubbed The Bulldozer being captured by the Syrian army.

The obese extremist, a member of the terror group’s so-called Chopping Committee, is seen lying half-naked in the back of a truck with his hands tied behind his back.

Crowds gather round to take pictures of the hulking jihadi, who appears to be grimacing, before he is driven off by Syrian Armed Forces in the footage posted online by Syrian sources.

  • Exile1981

    going to need a very stout rope.

    • mobuyus

      Aircraft cable or piano wire might do.

  • canminuteman

    They should have put bullets through his kneecaps first to ensure he doesnt’t try to escape.

  • Sid Falco

    He’ll have an arsehole like the jersey tunnel by now

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Let him be shot by female executioners to punch his one-way ticket to hell.

    • Justin St.Denis

      With bullets dipped in porkfat.

  • UCSPanther

    He should be crushed under the treads of a Cat D8. That would ironic if the “Bulldozer” met his doom under the treads of real bulldozer…

  • Dave

    Slit his belly, put in a lit flare and watch the ensuing grease fire. Entertainment for the troops.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Have a crew wrap him up in strips of bacon, then place him in a large oven at about 325 Farenheit, and roast him for about six hours before turning him over and roast him for another six hours. This will really promote him losing that excess weight FAST, and maybe even a lifestyle change!

  • jack burns

    So, Allahu Akbar can really mean anything. In this case it means, “we caught a fat ass”.

  • Barrington Minge

    No so bloody brave now are you fatso?

  • marty_p

    Well there goes the ISIL/ISIS/Daesh chance in this year’s Olympic Sumo wrestling competition.